snazzamazing:

welp, thanksgiving is around the corner and Bonnie and chica are preparing my favorite thanksgiving dessert, pumpkin bundt cake for Thanksgiving! so since I might not be able to post on thanksgiving, enjoy this art piece (+a lil comic) for now 🙂

directdogman:

(dave stands in front of a mirror, wearing old sport’s orange makeup)

Dave: “It’s me, old sport! Why, I love davey so much! I wanna be his father, and go to vegas with him and-”

(Jack enters his bedroom, and slaps his face)

Jack: “Dave, why are you doing this? Is this a cry for help?”

(Dave looks at the floor, defeatedly)

Dave: “…I searched for shiny pink acrylic spray paint, but the store was all out… This was meant to be a compromise…”

thoodleoo:

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor