My version of the fnaf crew nightguards/ one killer
Phone Guy: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Mike: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Jerermy: I got distracted about halfway through.
Fritz: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
William: I have spent the entire year being nothing but nice to you people!
Fritz: Today’s only your second day of work.