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Vines as FNAF

Funtime Foxy: I spilt lipstick in your valentino bag

Funtime Chica: You spiljgkhkj- LIPSTICK in my VALENTINO WHITE BAG?!!

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Freddy: *jumpscares chica as a joke*

Chica: STAPH I COULDA DROPPED MAH PIZZA

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Toy Freddy: happy crimus

Toy Bonnie: its crismun

Toy Chica: merry crisis

Mangle: merry chrysler

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Phone Guy: HI WELCOME TO FREDDY’S

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William: *breathes*

Michael:  HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT’s gOoD fOr mE? THAT’S MY OPINIOOOOON

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Bonnie: How much money do you have?

Chica: …69 cents

Bonnie: Ayy, you know what that means…  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chica: I don’t have enough money for pizza

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Ballora: *holding Michael* Hey Baby you want some?

Baby: This bitch empty… YEET

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Helpy: Mothertrucker, dude! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

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William and Lefty : *fighting*

Molten Freddy: Can I get a pizza?! CAN I PLEASE GET A PIZZA??!

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Baby: Go ahead and introduce yourselves.

Michael:  My name is Michael with a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my entire-

Baby: Stop, stop, stop, where?

Michael: Huh?

Baby: Where’s the B?

Michael: THERE’S A BEE???!?!?!?

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Henry: There’s only one thing worse than a rapist.

William: A child.

Henry: N O