Scraptrap: Hello, Michael.
Michael: So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you at these days?
Scraptrap: It varies from moment to moment.
Is it really that other country peoples don’t put Tabasco on pizza?
Ennard: Well, if that doesn’t work, we’ll just improvise and talk about something funny. Like Michael’s hair.
Michael: I heard that!
Ennard: You were supposed to!
William: Will you stick around and help me out?
Michael: Father, I’m sorry. I’m afraid I have a meeting.
William: Oh, you know, they called and cancelled that meeting.
Michael: (to himself) He cancelled my fake meeting…
We are William Afton stans first and humans second 