Ok, so I’ve been playing Minecraft again recently (cause I bought the game for a reason :/) and I was on Minecraft’s Wiki and I’m fucking LIVID because I didn’t fucking realize that they took Steve’s goddamn goatee away
PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK YOU BASTARDS.
he shaved its okay! hes just nice n smooth now
anyone else didn’t realize that was a goatee and just thought he was smiling real big?
the people deserve to know: the sounds endermen make are called vwoops!
subtitles dont lie
SKELETONS DOOT
i created a new minecraft world set to “amplified” and gave it the seed “fuckmewilliam” and the game spawned me in a massive ocean biome, the games is mocking my thirst, fucking rude