chrisgraves09:

“Before you is an animatronic found in the back alley. We are unsure of its origins. It is your job to complete the maintenance checklist before claiming it as salvage or if you choose to, you can throw it back in the alley where you found it and forfeit payment. Please make your choice now..”

>Throw it back in the alley

>Proceed with salvage

shaw-punsexualnerd:

O̘̯͚͎̱̰͑ͫͥ̓ͦ̚u̢̜̟̫͈͑̍̂ͩͣͪͫr̥͔̜̔̈́͌ͯ ͉͈̙͕ͬͣ̔m̧͙̩̙̺͕͂ȏ̴̜̦̥̩͎̮̒̽ͧn̟̍͛t̵̙̝̽̅̑ͫ̄́̃ḫ̵̘ͮ̔̓ ̤ͨ͑ͨͨa͓̚͝n̞̙̜̬̗̝ͨͪͬ͞ḏ̙͎͔͍͖͒̇͜ ͙͔̞̫͜n̐ͨ͛͜o̵̙̘̙ ̲ͤ͑o̞͕ͧ̑͆̄ͣ̂ͨn͗ḛ̻͑͂ͨ̃̾̄ ͔͛̐ͪ̐c͔͓̩̤̳ͅaͥ̀̇ͦͣ͒ͯl̼̝̫͇͍̓͛͗̃ͪͅͅl͉̳̓͑͊e͏͉͍̰ͅd͉͖̱͍̜͑̌ͬ ̘̱̥̺̹͌̔̒ͨ̓̐u͢ş̮͍̝̼͇̞̳̃͛ ̢̲̳̺̫̙̺̼?͖̞̒͐́͛ͨ́̇ ̶̞̩͓̘͌͐̑̎͐H̸͇̝̾ͬͭ̍ͦͤ͛o̳̭͆ͦw̹̹̯̪͉ͅ ̥͙͉̝̱̃̇̆͌͋d̶͖̙̱͙͍̀͋̐̀î̯̠͈͚̫ͣ̀̄̌̿ͭs̈́̏͜g̛͈͇̿̉̌̔͗ͬr̎̇͛a̘ͫͪ͐͑͌ͨ͟ͅc̡͓̠e̖̻͐ͩͭͤ̃̀̚ḟ͕̟̭̲̥̆̿̄͊ü̘̠̯̦̺̣͕̽̋́l̞̦̅ͫͤ̂͛͌͗.̮ͅ