Tag: waluigi

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A bunch of Waluigi facts:

• Waluigi is canonically the same age as Luigi, as stated in smash bros melee 
• Despite looking alike he is not related to Wario, as hinted by multiple sources and stated on Nintendo Japan’s site
• He is almost always a skill type character in games, and is known for his flexibility as well as his gymnastic ability. The move he does where he lifts one leg over his head and spins is apparently an exceptionally hard move for males to typically pull off.
• He prepared for years ‘honing his antagonizing abilities’ before confronting Luigi in Mario tennis and ‘trains quite hard behind the scenes’ 
• Waluigi is smart, being called ‘cunning and quick’ and ‘the brain to Wario’s brawn’ in many bios and descriptions
• He fought Bowser in Mario Party 3 and beat him with a single kick. His powerful foot stomp is his main attack in smash, too.
• He’s appeared in over 50 games and not one year has gone by that Waluigi hasn’t appeared in a game since his creation  

If you want a good laugh, I definitely suggest Googling Waluigi. There actually isn’t much info on him? (Who is he, Nintendo? Where did this man come from?) But what there is, especially from Wario’s Warehouse, is shit straight out of Always Sunny.

More facts:

• His name is a pun based on the Japanese word warui meaning “bad; poor; inferior” 
• His singing is so bad that he is his own home pest control
• He got annoyed with Wario once and released 7000 hamsters into his warehouse as revenge
• Wario puts Waluigi on a rack to make him taller (wtF NINTENDO)
• Wario once entered Waluigi in a beauty competition, which turned out to be a dog show
• He is often the one that goes out on errands for Wario
• He once went out, at Wario’s behest, to buy 500,000 dancing Elvis car ornaments as part of a get-rich-quick scheme
• Wario calls moments when Waluigi does incredibly dumb things “Waluigi moments”

Nintendo is fucking wild

Waluigi’s also the best dancer in the Mushroom Kingdom.