i logged out of my mage sat on a broomstick and he was still sat on it when i logged back in, i dont wanna dismount because ill loose it, its one of the best mounts in the game and i hate that its tied to hallows end

warcrafttimemd:

Blizzard: Look guys! Night elves are badass! Their eyes are dark and they use vines to drag people into the ground! Isn’t that SCARY? Aren’t you scared! But also kinda wanna fuck one? But mostly scared?!

My Horde ass that has played this game for over 15 years and has never once been afraid of a night elf and is not going to start now, as I gather up gallons of gasoline and a matchbook because these self-absorbed purple hippies evidently didn’t get the message the first time: No.